'tis the season

Just to set the record straight, I'm not a Scrooge. I just like my
holidays in the proper season with a little bit of tradition. You can
imagine, then, how I feel about a pink plastic Christmas tree. For
those of you who can't, I don't like it! I don't like pink to begin
with, let alone on a plastic tree. What will they think of next, a
live action version of the Grinch? Wait a minute ...