Chocolate or poop?

Poop. I was examining my blueberry bagel and tryingto determine
whether there was mold or blueberries. I had decided it was just
blueberries and was just abou to take a bite when my colleague walked
in and said, "hey, I think there is mold on your bagel." Sure enough,
the bottom had a moldy spot about the size of a half dollar. I threw
the whole thing away. Now, I'm starving.