Hockey from the 300 level

No, those are not ants or a jumbled up bubble hockey game. Those are
real live professional athletes, and most of them are safely over 6
feet tall. For example, when I am standing in the first row of seats,
the players down on the ice are still taller than I am. From up here,
however, they look like the mini mites I watched play earlier in the
evening. And these aren't even the cheap seats!