Hipster - take 1

Okay, so I didn't know what a hipster was until I moved to Chicago.
Now I live in this neighborhood full of hipsters. I've learned a few
things about them: (1) male hipsters wear tight jeans, sometimes even
women's jeans; (2) hipsters like to play board games; (3) hipsters
like to take square dancing lessons; and (4) hipsters weigh less than
I do. So, I saw this guy walking around down town and he is either a
lost hipster or a hipster in the loop looking for a real job. Check it
out - white patent leather shoes, super tight low riding dark blue
jeans, a shark skin jacket and that sashay. Oh, and he wasn't gay.