Inde is depressed

Inde is a dog. She lives in the now. She cannot delay her
gratification. The Phillies broke her heart. In 2007, she blamed Pat
the Bat. But this year, she does not have an obvious scape goat, so
she blames me. I cannot handle letting her down. I'm sorry, Inde.
Let's jump the bandwagon of some NHL team. Hey, wait, the Blackhawks
are supposed to be good. Let's go Blackhawks!!