Turkey carnage or my dog is smarter than a fifth grader

I finished my errands and came home to a very excited Inde-monster,
who wanted to go outside. I obliged and when she was done I even let
her back inside. She raced upstairs where the groceries were still on
the counter. She tore into the sliced turkey as if I had been starving
her for days. I was only about thirty seconds behind her! She is now
in a down stay and will be until 2011. She has that look in her eyes
- yeah, I did something wrong and you're angry, but it was worth it!
My dog food tastes like crap!