Max?

Inde is a little bigger than the grinch's dog and a lot less excited
about having these silly antlers on her head. You can almost see it in
her eyes - if I sit really still, she will take her pictures and I'll
be free for another 10 months until she puts that silly pirate costume
on me again. Didn't she learn after I chewed her leather-bound pocket-
sized constitution? I know my rights! I have a First Amendment right
to be free from forced displays of holiday cheer!