One more thing I learned

Times are tough all over. I remember when the airlines used to give
you a whole can of soda and a couple bags of peanuts. The soda gig has
been up for a long time, but today I got the smallest bag of peanuts
I've ever seen. In the interest of science, I counted - it had 12
peanuts, and that's generous becuase some of them were halves. At
least they were honey roasted.